HEAVEN IS HOTTER THAN HELL ??

HEAVEN IS HOTTER THAN HELL ??

The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Christian authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition 7*7 (49) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or 50 times in all.

The light we receive from the Moon is one 1/10,000 of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that ... The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation, i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the absolute temperature of the earth (300K), gives H as 798K (525C). The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed ...

[However] Revelations 21:8 says "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, 444.6C. We have, then, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C.

-- From "Applied Optics" vol. 11, A14, 1972

Wellknown Annotated Thermometer [In Fahrenheit, Centigrade and Kelvin]

60F 15C 289K  * Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe)

50F 10C 283K
  * Miami residents turn on the heat (if they have a heating system)

40F 4C 277K
  * You can see your breath
  * Californians shiver uncontrollably
  * Minnesotans go swimming

35F 2C 275K
  * Italian cars don't start

32F 0C 273K
Water freezes

30F -1C 272K
  * You plan your vacation to Australia
  * Minnesotans put on T-shirts
  * Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
  * British cars don't start
  * Your boogers freeze

25F -4C 269K
  * Boston water freezes
  * Californians weep pitiably
  * Minnesotans eat ice cream
  * Canadians go swimming

20F -7C 266K
  * You can hear your breath
  * Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
  * New York City water freezes
  * Miami residents plan vacation further south

15F -9C 264K
  * French cars don't start
  * You plan a vacation in Mexico
  * Cat insists on sleeping in bed with you

10F -12C 261K
  * Too cold to ski
  * You need jumper cables to get the car going

5F -15C 258K
  * You plan your vacation in Houston
  * American cars don't start

0F -18C 255K
  * Alaskans put on T-shirts
  * Too cold to skate

-10F -23C 250K
  * German cars don't start
  * Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15F -26C 247K
  * You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
  * Arkansas stick tongue on metal objects
  * Miami residents cease to exist

-20F -29C 244K
  * Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
  * Politicians actually do something about the homeless
  * Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
  * Japanese cars don't start

-25F -32C 241K
  * Too cold to think
  * You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30F -34C 239K
  * You plan a two week hot bath
  * The Mighty Mongahela freezes
  * Sweedish cars don't start

-40F -40C 233K
  * Californians disappear
  * Minnesotan button top button
  * Canadians put on sweaters
  * Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50F -46C 237K
  * Congressional hot air freezes
  * Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80F -62C 211K
  * Hell freezes over
  * Polar bears move south

Einstein vs Newton [A bit of Joke in the morning]

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count 
upto 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton. 
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it, right in front of
Einstein.
Einsteins counting ....97,98,99,100, opens his eyes and finds Newton
standing in front. Einstein says "Newtons out, Newton's out."

Newton denies and says I am not out. He claims that he is not Newton. All
the scientists come out and he proves that he is not Newton. how?

Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.. 
That means I am Newton per meter square.. 
Hence I am Pascal.

Since newton per meter square = Pascal

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If you didn't get the joke, you probably didn't understand the science behind it. If this is the case, it's a chance for you to learn a little physics.